Anno MMXXVI

Old Farts

A Fellowship of Crimps

↓ Choose Thy Champion ↓

The Roster

Four Souls. One Quest.

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The Glitch Wizard

— wielder of the unstable arts —

"The crystal flickers, the build compiles, the project sends. Reality is just a cache to be cleared."

— fearless, unbroken, holy strong —

"Where lesser climbers hesitate, he commits. The crux fears him more than he fears the crux."

— the hairy gale of the gym —

"A mountain that moves. Surprisingly fast for such a big hairy dude. Don't blink, you'll miss the topout."

— rational sage of effortless flow —

"Movement without struggle. Wisdom without ego. He has read the route before he saw it."